Mark Twain said:

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

Go for it, Sherman. Venomous Amazonian amphibians have nothing on you.

Rather more charming is this:

@ Sherman They who have done the least make the greatest to-do of what they have done! A quirk in their character venerates the simplest deed they perform, and everything is made to appear marvelous. Even when speaking of others, self-applause is apparent in the theme of the praises they sing. Conce...

Send me a PM and we can arrange for me to show you just how wise I am.

Always remember:

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.

I would like to express my most profound gratitude to Sherman for inviting me to this prestigious forum. I specialize in the Art of Wordly Wisdom, and so would be happy to oblige one and all in the elucidation of this complex and difficult subject. Always remember: Do not enter where too much is ant...