Sherman, do us a favor. Get rid of the 2053_ nonsense in the release number. We're free now so there's no need to try to confuse the crackers. Thank you, you're my hero!

Sherman, get Honoré de Balzac to join the forum as you promised and I'll think about a new laptop. I agree that it would be desirable to have nVidia graphics, and the UHD screen is exciting.

Right.

BTW, how is your campaign proceeding to get Honoré de Balzac signed on here?

Apology accepted. Thank you. Sherman , I've been doing a lot of new work on the Christensen et al experiment. The abs 'swindle' in the Christensen analysis is not the actual cause of the violation. In fact, the Christensen analysis producing a CH violation is legit, albeit unnecessarily abstruse. Th...

That's what I thought, until they wrote the Haldol prescription.

Sherman, sorry to say that academic journals seriously frown upon fictional authors, and you are a fictional character. However, I can give you a prominent mention in the Acknowledgements section. Hoping that will be good for you.

Sherman , have you been poking through my notes and computer files again? I discovered the swindle 5 years ago, after my paper on Christensen et al was published. I've been meaning to write that up for publication but never got motivated enough. But now that you claim to have a proof that fixed-slo...

Sherman, complete the MP4 update and you will become a moderator. Site admin is another matter. Good luck!

Ben is at peace, resting and watching over us, protecting us. Now is the time to
love and support family.

Outstanding work, Rocky! Thank you.

Beloved DG Tools users:

What, what can I give you in return?

Dudley Do-Right was charged with false imprisonment and violation of civil rights under the color of law. Wonder Woman has agreed to testify for the state and is expected to be sentenced to time served. A civil suit for damages has been filed by Boris Badenov and settlement negotiations are underway...

I'm down with whatever Levi decides. Get 'er done!

OK, there is definitely a lacuna there. Sherman is hereby appointed webmaster, responsible for the website content (forum content remains the purview of the moderators). Sherman, please get the FTP password from admin. Thank you.

Thank you, Rocky. Gotta say, wow, you work fast.

I have instructed Rocky to remove DRM from all DG tools. We will create some perks for registered users, to reward existing donors, and to provide some incentive for future donations in support of development.

We aim to please.

An all points bulletin has been issued in this case.

Rocky was released today against medical advice. Physicians wanted to extract more revenue but Rocky put the kibosh on that, saying "I'm outta here!" Boris is in hiding and Dudley is hot on the trail. With that, let's close this out. Detective Do-Right will provide updates on the hunt going forward.

Rocky has been working at his laptop on feature requests. He could be released from medical care today and will immediately resume his important work for DG Tools. He asked me to express his gratitude for your love and support during this trying time. Meanwhile, we have engaged an independent priva...

Rocky is sitting up now and asked me to share this with you. His cast was removed and he is demanding Irish coffee. Docs say he can have some starting tomorrow. He'll be back coding before you know it!

Rocky authorized the release of this X-ray upon admission. Broken bones, internal organ injuries, and spinal deformations are apparent. Miraculously, less than two days post-trauma Rocky's status shows fully normal physiology.

Rocky continues to improve and blood tests reveal unprecedenced levels of healing and strengthening. It is almost as if the divine had focused itself intently upon this one corporeal being. Doctors are confused and flabbergasted as only a 0.5% survivorship was estimated upon admission. DNA samples ...

Investigators are interviewing Rocky as we speak. Don't worry, we keep a close eye on Sherman. He's just a kid and has done great stuff for us. I don't think there is evil in his heart. Kids will be kids.

Thank the Lord. After improvements overnight in vital signs the induced coma was lifted and Rocky regained consciousness. His first words were "Boris did it!". He is now resting with his favorite peanut butter nuggets and sweet tea. We had to refuse his request for Irish coffee. Rocky' s recovery wi...

Our great friend Rocky suffered a horrible crash when an aerial obstacle appeared suddenly in his path. Foul play is suspected and is being investigated. Two people of interest are being looked at. Rocky is currently in a medically-induced coma with multiple fractures and internal organ injuries. Hi...