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The gravitational wave detector detected signs of intelligence in a recent signal trace. The signal, though noisy, reveals a distress call from Sherman, originating in 1960s America. DG and Sherman have located Jimi Hendrix. The state of affairs is complex and the outcome is unclear. It is not pleasant to contemplate. Best available information is that DG has been conscripted with Jimi Hendrix in connection with the US aggression in VietNam. Sherman has been seized by authorities as a ward of the state. Bullwinkle will report on events going forward as efforts continue to rescue DG and Sherman.

Here's some pearls to clutch. Been spending too much time with Britney? Our boys know exactly what they are doing. Gonna be...historic.

"So mean." Shut up grammar.

The Wayback Machine Redundant Control Module (WMRCM) has regained telemetry and has detected Wayback Machine time travel towards our era. Indications are that 2 souls are on board, plus or minus one human mass. The trajectory is highly erratic so we assume some damage was incurred on initiation of the time warp. We will keep you informed.

https://www.rationalqm.us/board/viewtop ... 375#p16375

Check out the shnoz, girls. Indicative or no?

My Lord, disgusting.

I miss little Sherm.

One for one, all for all.

If you say stupid stuff, people will think you are stupid. So I only say smart stuff. Knerk.

WMRCM has lost lock. All priors are 0.5. There is no information content in the signal. The WB could be crashing in an unknown era.

The Wayback Machine has re-instantiated in the current space-time domain. Damage is minimal. However, the two souls aboard are unidentified:



We have evacuated them to Martha's Vineyard and sent the Wayback Machine back to the previous space-time coordinates as reported by the WMRCM. Hopefully, DG and Sherman will be able to find it and return. Jimi's whereabouts too are unknown.

Could cancel but need DG approval.

Cancel my ass, loser.

Who's in charge here now?

Guys, don't worry. I am in control and have given appropriate instructions to DG tools staff.

Unexpected guest appearance:

Here's our guy:

admin, let it play out. We are all pawns.

Good news. The Wayback Machine has re-instantiated DG and Sherman in the local reference frame. They are OK and the damage inflicted by Viet-Cong artillery is diddly squat. And Rocky is feeling much better. Probably psychological.

Gosh, guys. That was my most exciting wayback trip ever. DG was sweating bullets, though, I can tell you. Anyway, Jimi hurt his ankle on a parachute jump and is expected to be honorably discharged. We talked about having him come back to the future but he wants to stay and become a famous guitarist. We should have targeted a later time, after he was already famous. My bad. DG sprung me from the orphanage and we echo-located the Wayback Machine. All's well that ends well!

This guy looks so much like me I'm thinking that is my future self.

I thought you were gonna be John Travolta. But anyway, glad you made it back, little Sherm.